Funny vacation accusations for couples
Expired passports, shortcuts with goats and 400 photos without you in them. These cards are about everything that happens when you finally go on that trip together.
12 vacation cards
Tap a card to send it to your partner. They get a hand of five excuses and you decide whether to believe them.
- Your passport expired. You found out at the airport.
- You packed nine shirts for a three-day trip and zero socks.
- You said you'd bring sunscreen. Look at my shoulders.
- You booked the hotel for next year.
- You got us to the airport five hours early. Again.
- You answered work emails on the beach.
- Why did we bring home a two-meter wooden giraffe?
- Your "shortcut" added two hours and a goat.
- We have 400 vacation photos and I'm in none of them.
- You locked the keys in the rental car. With the engine running.
- You've been "reading" the same page by the pool for three days.
- You planned our vacation in a spreadsheet with 15-minute slots.
Excuses your partner might use
A sample hand. Every card deals five excuses from the deck, so you never know what's coming.
- You told me to follow my dreams.
- I needed it for my vision board.
- That's my emotional support decision.
- My phone autocorrected my decision.
- I wanted to give you something to talk about.
How it works
chaoscouple is a free game for couples, played over WhatsApp, iMessage or any chat app. Send an accusation, get an absurd excuse back, then deliver your verdict: Believable, Suspicious or Couch tonight. Next round, roles swap.Start a round.