Funny things to accuse your partner of at home
Socks of unknown origin, a remote in the freezer, the last piece of cake gone without a trace. These cards are about the small crimes of living together. Pick one and send it to your partner.
12 household cards
Tap a card to send it to your partner. They get a hand of five excuses and you decide whether to believe them.
- I found a sock I've never seen before.
- Someone ate the last piece of cake and left the plate.
- The thermostat moved. I didn't move it.
- You said "five minutes" an hour ago.
- Who taught the dog to open the fridge?
- You put the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
- The remote was in the freezer. Again.
- There's a wet towel on the bed. It's looking at me.
- You promised to water my plant. It's now a stick.
- Someone used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace it.
- Why does the hallway smell like burnt popcorn at 3 a.m.?
- Who loaded the dishwasher with one plate in the middle?
Excuses your partner might use
A sample hand. Every card deals five excuses from the deck, so you never know what's coming.
- You were asleep, so technically it didn't happen.
- I wanted to give you something to talk about.
- Love makes people do strange things.
- The ghost in the attic did it.
- I was protecting you.
How it works
chaoscouple is a free game for couples, played over WhatsApp, iMessage or any chat app. Send an accusation, get an absurd excuse back, then deliver your verdict: Believable, Suspicious or Couch tonight. Next round, roles swap.Start a round.