Funny money accusations for couples
Mystery packages, a gym nobody has ever seen and a second air fryer. These cards are about the purchases your partner would rather not explain. Now they have to.
12 money cards
Tap a card to send it to your partner. They get a hand of five excuses and you decide whether to believe them.
- There are 14 open tabs about kayaks.
- Why is there a receipt for 3 garden gnomes?
- We pay for four streaming services and you watch one show.
- A package arrived for you. It's the size of a fridge.
- Why do you keep saying "it's going to the moon"?
- We now own two air fryers.
- Your banking app says you bought 11 coffees this week.
- You've paid for a gym for a year. I've never seen this gym.
- Who spent real money on a farming game at 2 a.m.?
- I found cash in your winter jacket. A lot of cash.
- The delivery driver knows your name. And the dog's name.
- You made a savings plan and ordered sushi the same evening.
Excuses your partner might use
A sample hand. Every card deals five excuses from the deck, so you never know what's coming.
- I wanted to give you something to talk about.
- That's what I call efficient.
- It's an inside joke between me and the universe.
- It was already broken. Emotionally.
- I googled it and nothing came up, so it's fine.
How it works
chaoscouple is a free game for couples, played over WhatsApp, iMessage or any chat app. Send an accusation, get an absurd excuse back, then deliver your verdict: Believable, Suspicious or Couch tonight. Next round, roles swap.Start a round.