Funny holiday accusations for couples
Regifted candles, Christmas lights in June and a New Year's Eve that ended at 9:40 p.m. These cards turn every holiday mishap into a case for the couch.
12 holidays cards
Tap a card to send it to your partner. They get a hand of five excuses and you decide whether to believe them.
- My present still had the price tag on. It was on sale.
- You regifted the candle I gave you. To my mother.
- Why are the Christmas lights still up? It's June.
- Someone ate my whole advent calendar on December 3rd.
- Your New Year's resolution lasted until January 2nd.
- You wished me happy birthday after your mother did.
- Your Valentine's flowers still have the gas station sticker.
- The Halloween candy is gone and nobody came to our door.
- I found an Easter egg behind the couch. It's October.
- You fell asleep on New Year's Eve. At 9:40 p.m.
- You wrapped my present in a grocery bag.
- You bought us matching holiday sweaters. To wear in public.
Excuses your partner might use
A sample hand. Every card deals five excuses from the deck, so you never know what's coming.
- I was going to tell you on our anniversary.
- Don't worry, I have a plan. Not a good one, but a plan.
- It's a prank. The prank is that there is no prank.
- That sounds like a future-us problem.
- I wanted to give you something to talk about.
How it works
chaoscouple is a free game for couples, played over WhatsApp, iMessage or any chat app. Send an accusation, get an absurd excuse back, then deliver your verdict: Believable, Suspicious or Couch tonight. Next round, roles swap.Start a round.